July 13, 2024 | Jack Hawkins

Historical Figures With Disgusting Habits


They're human, just like us

Many of our favorite people throughout history have had habits we wouldn’t be proud of if they were our friends or family. Yet, many of history’s darlings (and monsters) had terrible habits, as illustrated in the following slides.

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Sir Winston Churchill: Cigar smoking

Sir Winston Churchill was well-known as a cigar smoker, as illustrated by some of his most infamous portraits. It’s quoted that the man smoked as many as 10 a day. That’s almost a thousand milligrams of nicotine daily!

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Sir Winston S Churchill in a gray outfitUnited Nations Information Office, Wikimedia Commons 

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Napoleon Bonaparte: Ice baths

Most of us struggle to clamber out of bed in the morning, but the French dictator was notorious for taking a cold bath each morning in a specially designed bathtub. He believed the practice helped invigorate his mind and body.

Portrait Painting of The Emperor Napoleon in His StudyJacques-Louis David, Wikimedia Commons

Queen Elizabeth I: Sweets and treats

Queen Elizabeth I, known as “Good Queen Bess” had a huge sweet tooth. She was known for always having a sugary treat at least once daily, including marzipan, sugar sculptures, and the occasional pastry.

 Queen Elizabeth I of England in her coronation robesAfter Levina Teerlinc, Wikimedia Commons

Vincent Van Gogh: Eating paint

As much as Vincent liked to put paint on a canvas and create stunning works of art, he also had an unfortunate habit of putting paint in his mouth, specifically yellow paint. Van Gogh believed that yellow paint would put him in a better mood and allow him to be more creative.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Vincent Van-Gogh in black outfitMaurice Bonilla, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons

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Marie Curie: Radioactive exposure

The pioneering physicist and chemist would routinely carry around vials filled with radioactive liquids and use radioactive materials without requisite protection in her experiments. This exposed her to dangerous levels of radiation.

 Grayscale Portrait Photo of Marie Curie in dark outfitHenri Manuel, Wikimedia Commons

Queen Victoria: Carbs loading

Queen Victoria regularly carried a slice of bread with her wherever she went. She would use these bread slices to feed birds and beggars on England’s streets. Imagine that, receiving a slice of bread from the Queen.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Queen Victoria seated, Crown jubileeW. & D. Downey, Wikimedia Commons

Ernest Hemingway: Standing up while writing

While not the inventor of the standing desk, Hemingway apparently had one made for him so that he could stand up while writing. Unlike many other authors of the day who would sit at a desk, Hemingway’s practice of standing apparently enabled him to think more clearly and write better.

Portrait Photo of Ernest Hemingway in the cabin of his boat John F. Kennedy library, Wikimedia Commons 

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Albert Einstein: Socklessness

The genius of Albert Einstein has been well-documented. Perhaps that genius was further enabled by the fact that he didn’t bother with socks in the morning, finding them a “useless hassle.”

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Albert Einstein in gray outfitOrren Jack Turner, Wikimedia Commons

Charles Dickens: Rearranging furniture

It’s reported that Charles Dickens rearranged his home furniture each time he finished a new book. This helped him to clear his mind and organize his thoughts after engaging his brain for so long while reading.

 Grayscale Portrait Photo of Charles Dickens in a dark outfitJeremiah Gurney, Wikimedia Commons

Ludwig van Beethoven: A bucket of cold water

Like Napoleon, Beethoven believed in the powers of a good “ice bucket challenge”. However, in the 18th century, they just had cold water. Beethoven reportedly poured a bucket of cold water over his head before composing, believing that it helped stimulate his brain and encourage focus.

Portrait Painting of Ludwig van Beethoven by Joseph Karl StielerJoseph Karl Stieler, Wikimedia Commons

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Nikola Tesla: Mental arithmetic on foot

While walking around, Nikola Tesla would routinely perform mental math or count his steps, believing that the practice helped keep his brain sharp and his math correct.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Nikola Tesla in a dark outfitNapoleon Sarony, Wikimedia Commons

Isaac Newton: Probing his eye

Sir Isaac Newton, the man responsible for the laws of motion and gravity, used to stick a metal probe into his eye socket, believing it would stimulate his optic nerve and improve his vision.

Portrait Painting of Sir Isaac Newton by Godfrey KnellerGodfrey Kneller, Wikimedia Commons 

Michelangelo: Working in bed

It is said that Michelangelo liked to paint or sculpt from the comfort of his bed, using pillows to prop up his head and hands. That might just make him the original work-from-homer.

Portrait Painting Michelangelo by Daniele Da VolterraDaniele da Volterra, Wikimedia Commons 

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Marie Antoinette’s: Small animal collecting

Marie Antoinette (France’s final Queen) loved collecting miniature animals and had an extensive collection of miniature dogs, cats, and even a giraffe.

Portrait Painting of Marie Antoinette Louise Elisabeth Vigée-LebrunÉlisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun, Wikimedia Commons

Honore de Balzac: Caffeine overload

This important French literary figure from the 19th century was reportedly only fueled by coffee. He wrote La Comedie Humaine, a tale of French life after the reign of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Daguerreotype of Honoré De Balzac on blurred backgroundLouis-Auguste Bisson, Wikimedia Commons

Benjamin Franklin: Air aathing

It is reported that Benjamin Franklin liked to “feel the breeze,” as it were, by standing naked in front of an open window and enjoying an “air bath”.

Portrait Painting of Benjamin Franklin by Joseph Siffrein DuplessisJoseph-Siffred Duplessis, Wikimedia Commons

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Tycho Brahe: Pet moose

Renaissance-era Tycho Brahe was a Danish mathematician and astronomer who opted for a rather unusual pet—a moose. It’s reported that Brahe also allowed the moose to drink beer.

Portrait Painting of Tycho Brahe by Eduard EnderEduard Ender, Wikimedia Commons

Charles Darwin: Eating for science

It is reported that Charles Darwin ate many of the animals he discovered, including lizards, rats, and even pumas. He also drank giant tortoise urine, you know, for science.

Grayscale Carbon print of a photograph of Charles Darwin in a dark outfitJulia Margaret Cameron, Wikimedia Commons

Benito Mussolini: Naughty letters

Benito Mussolini is known for being the Italian dictator who was Hitler’s sidekick during the Second World War. He isn’t known for his intimate fiction, yet Mussolini wrote descriptive letters to his mistress that would make Ivan Barkov blush.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Benito Mussolini in dark outfitBain News Service, Wikimedia Commons

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Mao Tse-tung: Writing poetry

Whilst Chairman Mao is best remembered as the brutal Chinese dictator responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of people, he was also quite the poet. Not an uneducated man, Chairman Mao loved to pen verses in classical Chinese format. A collection of his work can be found here.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Mao Zedong in gray outfit孟庆彪, Wikimedia Commons

Henry VIII: Poison prevention

While it wasn’t uncommon for royals to have people eat their food or drink their wine first, Henry VIII unusually had people kiss his bed linens to ensure they were not laced with poison.

Portrait Painting of Henry VIII of England By Hans HolbeinHans Holbein the Younger, Wikimedia Commons

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Fart jokes

The incredible Austrian composer had a strange sense of humor and he loved nothing better than a good poop or fart joke.

Portrait Painting of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart by Barbara KrafftBarbara Krafft, Wikimedia Commons

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Ludwig Van Beethoven (Again): Counting beans

Those Classical composers, am I right? Another of Beethoven’s strange habits was to count 60 beans (by hand) during his breakfast. We presume he then ate them and wasn’t just collecting 60 beans daily. That is 21,900 beans per year.

Portrait Painting of Ludwig Van Beethoven by Joseph Willibrord MählerJoseph Willibrord Mähler, Wikimedia Commons

Imelda Marcos: Shoe collecting

Imelda Marcos’ shoe collection totalled over 2,700 shoes during her reign as leader of the Philippines. As the First Lady of the Philippines from 1965 to 1986, Marcos ruled with an iron fist and was fond of an extravagant lifestyle, dominated (apparently) by expensive shoes.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Imelda Marcos  at the White HouseMarion S., Wikimedia Commons

Osama Bin Laden: Crocheting

When Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011, his laptops and computers were seized. It was later revealed that he had many videos about how to crochet saved on the hard drives. Not exactly a bad habit, but rather unexpected of such a man.

Portrait Photo of Osama bin Lade in a white outfitHamid Mir, CC BY-SA 3.0, Wikimedia Commons

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King Farouk I of Egypt: Pickpocketing

Despite being the king, Farouk I of Egypt (1920–1965) was a thief! He was renowned for his ability to pickpockets and even stole a watch off Winston Churchill, whilst the Prime Minister was on a state visit to Egypt.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of King Farouk I of Egypt in military uniformRiad Shehata, Wikimedia Commons

Sultan Ibrahim I: Feeding Fish with gold coins

Gold coins are not a substitute for fish food, as Sultan Ibrahim I would learn. Ruling the Ottoman Empire from 1640 to 1648, he had a habit of feeding fish gold coins.

Portrait Painting of Ibrahim of the Ottoman EmpireUnknown Author, Wikimedia Commons

Marcel Proust: Writing in bed

I have to get up and sit at a desk to write properly—not Marcel Proust (prolific French writer of the late 19th century); he routinely wrote whilst in bed! Great for the back, but not so for blood flow to the legs.

Grayscale Portrait Photo of Marcel Proust in a dark outfitOtto Wegener, Wikimedia Commons

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Jonathan Edwards: Meal-skipping

We’ve all missed a meal because we’re working, right? Christian preacher Jonathan Edwards (1703-1758) took that to a new level. He would study sermons and write for up to 13 hours daily, missing at least one meal.

Portrait Painting of Jonathan Edwards by Henry Augustus LoopPrinceton University, Wikimedia Commons

Chairman Mao: Not brushing his teeth

Another place on the list for the Chairman. This time, he’s made the list for not brushing his teeth for most of his life. When his physician asked why he didn’t brush his teeth, he replied, “Dragons don’t brush their teeth.” And like dragons, Chairman Mao’s breath would likely kill a man.

Photo of Mao Zedong with a cap, Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-TungThe People's Republic of China Printing Office, Wikimedia Commons


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